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Subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited. Colors may in time fade. For office use only. Safe and effective when used as directed. Simulated picture. Maybe too intense for some viewers. Sanitized for your protection. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of Agreement. Do not use if seal is broken. Not responsible for typographical or printers errors. For temporary relief of minor aches and pains. Stop use if condition worsens. Avoid high humidity and excessive heat. Keep cool; process promptly. Do not turn upside down. Do not submerge. Do not swallow. Do not put in eyes.  This product is meant for educational purposes only. Keep out of the reach of children. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Close cover before striking. Do not incinerate. Keep away from heat, sparks and open flame. Failure to sign and return this form results in disqualification. All taxes are the responsibility of the winner. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Use only as directed. No purchase necessary. No other warranty expressed or implied. Subject to approval. For recreational use only. May cause excitability, especially in children. Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this product. Freshest if eaten before date on the carton. May cause drowsiness. Times approximate. List at least two alternate dates. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. One size fits all. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Many suitcases look alike. Contents may settle during shipment. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. At participating locations only. This tag may not be removed except by consumer under penalty of law. Falling rock. Call toll free number before digging. First pull up, then pull down. Your canceled check is your receipt. Lost ticket pays the maximum rate. Sign here without admitting guilt. Not responsible for any damages compensatory, direct, incidental, consequential or otherwise. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Beware of dog. You must be present to win. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Not sold in stores. No solicitors. No shirt, no shoes - no service. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Do not speak to the driver. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Your mileage may vary. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Made from 100% recycled products. Package sold by weight, not volume. Provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. You may not assign your rights under this Agreement to any third party. Pursuant to all federal regulations, past, present and future. This supersedes all previous notices. This Agreement does not grant you any rights. Do not write below this line.

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